Supermarkets and Storms

April 16th, 2009 by Alex

Hunched over and naked, walking in the empty street. Warm night ruins distance. A bedroom window closed with heavy curtains. Edges are light -like morse code. A pattern of movement. Silence in the street.

Drain water in the supermarket. It was the storm, they said.  Happens every year. Workers barricaded themselves in aisles, armed with mops and buckets and folded out cardboard boxes. Patrons staring over mush into a forbidden land, submerged, hemmed in by cake boxes, cereal packets and yellow signs. Underneath them all, the dead with soaked hands. Pushing, listening and waiting.

Why must that light always be on? There are no children afraid of the dark. It is not a hall or passageway in a busy home. So why must it be on? Because if it were switched off, the hissing and clawing would come. The things on ceilings and hidden in boxes would twitch and stretch upward and outward. The things in the drains would swim up into bathtubs. Long arms would appear under beds, only to grab thin ankles at sleepy hours.

Major Domo

April 8th, 2009 by Alex

The house is barely in existence. It is forgotten, on the edge of nothing and leads to nowhere. As a place it serves no purpose, yet He tends it. The gardens remain ordered and green. Elaborate ponds are kept free of weed and inside them, fish hum and bubble. Inside the house, dust is an unwelcome guest, but still a guest. One guest is better than none.

Although His existence is no longer required, it is his purpose and his accepted fate. His realisation that He is merely the major domo of a decaying house serves as an overgrown, forgotten sign on a well remembered path. 

Forget me, He sighs. And still He cannot leave. My heart is in it no longer, He whimpers. But His presence is still required. All alone He sits and laments his code. After a thousand years He is enlightened.

There are no followers to congratulate Him, just the coldness of an empty house.

Huge Vagina

April 8th, 2009 by admin

Two in the bath, with the bath going cold. Sitting, grinning, facing each other. The lap of the water, obscuring, hiding, flirting.

One says a joke, boiling away the water in the mind, hinting at things to come. The other pulls their legs up, knees touching the cheeks. A baby but from far from it.

Behind the other, just winking in without a sound, appears a huge vagina and in they go. Gone. Whip. Silent.

Sitting, grinning and alone, the one asks the eternal question: to be reborn or be consumed?

Gibberish

April 8th, 2009 by admin

The Island was green. The sea was blue and deep. The waves were white speeding to shore. I was pink and pale and sleepy. Thoughts of dark wood and clocks, heavy smoke in the evening. The lights above in the cool, still air.

The formation of life is bound to the strategy of man.

Fish never develop legs because they have no need for sunlight.

Cantankerous old men are the bane of many a public school system.

Why, said the idiot that wandered along the coast of a forgotten island.

I’m not sure. No. Definitely not. I really don’t want too. Oh, go on then.

The poor are the disease of the our lives. If I was a surgeon I’d cut them out with my scalpel. Over time the cut would heal, but I’d make sure that the poor wouldn’t invade again. I would install a barrier. That barrier would be an IQ test and a shower.

Her eyes clapped at once, so softly. It was like an overture, but too soon and all too brief. She smiled - falsely - and said: “that was really good”.

I once saw a deer eating a man on a hillside. It had set up a whole table complete with a cloth, candlestick and chair. I strolled past, not wanting to attract attention by running. It nodded to me and raised a glass. I went home after that and watched television.

Life was so vacuous that Brian tried stuffing his body with feathers.

Is it a coincidence that tired and tried are made up of the same letters? No! Of course not!